Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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