he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
