mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
