i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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