I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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