need another drink. this is the easiest way
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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