Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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