Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
