I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
