The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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