Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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