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you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
mondays should just be called national damage control day
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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