there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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