I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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