I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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