you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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