lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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