Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
