i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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