Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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