oh god the rape fog is back!
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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