i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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