arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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