Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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