there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize
