You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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