at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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