I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He's on the porch naked. Help.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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