It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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