absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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