that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
the raccoons are back...
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