Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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