And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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