question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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