Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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