Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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