Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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