My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i dont even know how to be here
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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