i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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