I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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