I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
