You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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