I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I love you. Go after that dick
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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