you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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