I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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