Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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