did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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