I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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