I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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