everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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