I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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