Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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