I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
being pregnant is like rehab
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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