I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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