I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
