Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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